Ding a Ling

did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed

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Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

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